5 GRAMMY AWARDS, #1 COUNTRY, #7 POP — ALL FROM A SONG THAT ALMOST NEVER GOT RELEASED. Roger Miller wrote “Dang Me” in 4 minutes flat. Alone in a Phoenix hotel room, picturing himself sitting in a booth at Tootsie’s Orchid Lounge — that Nashville spot where guys who chose whiskey over their families would gather. It was 1964. Miller couldn’t land a hit under his own name. And here’s the thing — “Dang Me” wasn’t even supposed to be the single. Producer Jerry Kennedy had already picked another song and started pressing it. Then Kennedy took the session tapes home. His kids heard “Dang Me” come on and came screaming down the stairs. They begged him to play it again. And again. Kennedy picked up the phone, called New York, and told them to pull the other single immediately. That call turned a 1-minute-47-second rehearsal take into a #1 country hit and Top 7 pop smash. The day it came out, Miller was playing for $75 and 4 people in a California club. One week later, the phone just wouldn’t stop.
Roger Miller, “Dang Me,” and the Song That Almost Stayed on the Shelf In 1964, Roger Miller was not yet…